402 quotes from Team Discovery Channel

1. Wilzzxcxczxi
2. Will Sin Ski
3. Wills n' Ski
4. Will in Skis
5. Will Stinksky
6. Will Sins Key
7. Wills inky
8. Will sinks key
9. Will "Synch" C's
10. Willsin.cc
11. Will's Inn Key

1. Jake: Jason Im going to do you in the eye

2. Jason: "There is a segmentation fault, I think our program isnt
   working!"

3. Ammar: WAHHHHHH??

4. Jake: Have you ever even seen Crowley??
   Ammar: No.
   Jake: Is he white?
   Jason: I'm writing that down.

5. F**kps
   Jake: F-Cups?
   Jason: Huuuuuuge Breasts!

6. Ammar: *while spinning on chair* "If I farted right now that would be horrible!"
   Jake: "No no, you would be at the eye of the storm you would be safe!"
   Jason: "Like a hurricane of death!"

7. Ammar: I cant wait to be a robot.

8. Jason: Oh that thing?
   Ammar: Ya.
   Jason: Are you going to that thing?
   Ammar: Ya.
   *pause*
   Ammar: Wait... what thing?

9. Prashant: "Wait um... is this supposed to compile?"

10. Jason: You're a little young for your age aren't you?

11. Susana: Thats the tiniest thing ever!
    Jess: Ya I had it in one of my boxes
    Note: These are the official 402 bitches

12. Jason: I would rather get kicked int he nuts than have our nachos code deleted
    Jake:  Yeah, well, death is better than 402.

13. Jason: We cant do that!!!
    Ammar: Yes we can! We got the func!

14. Jake: *spreads his legs*
    Jason: Is that really neccesary?
    Ammar: Thats such a good idea!!!

15. Jason: Oh hell ya, Im a fucking pro now!
    Jake: What? You're a pronoun??
    Jason: *dies*

16. Asheem: Wait.. whats that quote?
    Asheem: Idle hands go to the pants??

17. Prashant: "Where I am ducking for my life and screaming, this guy is
              bouncing around getting lives"

18. Vinnie: "Ive been playing this stripper game online for 3 days and
honestly I dont know what makes my hands hurt worse."

19. Ammar: Dont fork with the code and it wont fork with you!
    *Ammar Craters*

20. Ammar: How do you count?

21. Ammar: We need a slip day cartel.

22. Jason: Hey sexy.
    Asheem: Oh yeah.
    Jason: Oh yeah, it's working!
    Ammar: What is?
    Jason: It's working, I'm getting horny!

23. Jason: No, that doesn't count. I went to his birthday and I still don't know he's 21.

24. Jake: Dude, I love fruits.

25. Ammar: Oh my god, my heart just stopped beating...
    Jason: Um... I believe your heart is on the other side of your chest
    Ammar: Ahh, that would explain why it stopped beating on this side.

26. Asheem: No no, my nipples are on top
    Jason: Ohhhhhh

27. Jake: Try taking your mouth off it when you are sucking
    Jason: Oh god. =(

28. Asheem: 9-11 was a terrific tragedy, I admit that.
    Jason: Dont you mean horrific?
    Asheem: Terrific = Terrible + Horrific

29. Asheem: But isn't EVK cheaper?
    Jason: No! Denny's is fucking more expensive!

30.

if (everything)
  universe = true;

else {
  (int) !universe;
}

31. Jason: *on phone*
    Ammar: So who was that?
    Jason: Oh, Isaac went to the formal with Jake.
    Ammar: HAHAHAHHA

32. Andreas: Real men use font-size 8.
    Jason: I feel inadequate.

33. Prashant: Yea, the O_o is the confused face for people who watch anime. It is especially popular among school girls.
    Jason: Exactly, which just happens to be my target market.

34. Jake: Oh Jason, look we have 6 blaaaade servers now
    Jason: Do you have any idea what a blade server is?
    Jake: I haven't a clue...
    Jake: ..But I think, they are small!

35. Asheem: Wait, what time is it ?!
Ammar: Um...12
Asheem: FUCK I MISSED CLASS.
Ammar: It's midnight!
Asheem: Oh crap...

And the Stupdity Continues...