If none of these sound funny/stupid/weird/inane thats coz you were'nt THERE!
(90's - 2000)
Buddha: "Stoo-pid....Stoo-pid....Stoo-pid"
Rishad: "Fuck my neck"
Danish: "Papoo got laid ?" (x 50)
Sania: "Yeah...but in America EVERYONE has a Cd-burner!"
Rishad: (after getting hit somewhere, by something) <long pause> "Ow. That's Painful!"
AmmAr: "It's easier going downhill than uphill....bloody ironic yaar!"
Danish: "What'll the guards think?"
Haseeb: (describing a concert: for the first time in his entire life he decides to be LOUD and EXPRESSIVE) "It was NICE!"
Buddha: "Don't tell me you watch Ally McBeal...."
Sania: "Yes I do.........baStard!"
Buddha: (holding a ciggarette) "I don't smoke!
Saman: "You're SO MEAN!" (ok now it IS your standard line!)
Akbar: (every single time we decide on doing something important) "I need to take a shit!"
Sania: "Choclate Donuts give me a back-ache!"
AmmAr: "You wanna eat them? Eat them....Eat them alllllll (packet of chips ahoy, flys across the room). It was for the family to share!!
Danish: "I'm already in the CAR!" (x 100)
Sania: "DMB.....Deaf Mutilated Dicks.....no wait....Deaf Mutilated Dumb-asses...!"
Buddha: "Uze-lizz..."
Sadiq: (after sania goes thru a long description/explanation of an incident) "Are you sure?"
Rishad: (after every single ride at 'Great America') "Man...I scraped/bruised/hurt my foot/arm/neck/ear lobe!!"
Haseeb: "How much is it?"
Shopkeeper: "100 rupees"
Haseeb: "Ok...i'll give u 95!!!!!"
-(Interval: in which Imran tells haseeb to bargain RIGHT next time!)
Haseeb: "How much is that?"
Other Shopkeeper: "200 rupees"
Haseeb: "Ok....40 rupees!"
Nadia: "Don't bug akbar....he has a stomach-ache!" (Akbar: "I do?")
Danish and his family move back to KDA, coz a ship sank and there was a gas leak! =P
Rishad: "Fucking Slut!"
Sania: "NO!"
Sania: "Yeah but....what if you really WANT to eat a burger?"
Sania: (silence)
AmmAr: (silence)
Buddha: (spazzing out): "Hafiz....Hafiz.....this is NOT Hafiz!!!!"
Sania and AmmAr: Hahahaha.....we NEVER even said anything!"
Rishad: "Yeah....EVERYONE washes their ass from the BACK.....with TWO fingers.....don't they ?!"
Buddha:"Sleeping with your dad is worse than sleeping with your mom!"
Sadiq: "I don't think eating pork is haram...."
Sania: "Pigs are homosexual....they screw each other.....so technically
you have some pig semen in your burger"
(Sadiq believes it, and throws away his burger)
Sania: "It's the same with COWS you moron.....like eating a female cow!"
Sadiq: "Damn....I threw away my burger..."
Jd: "So.....if you had to choose between......" (x20)
Buddha: (speaking in his PROPAHHH ACCENT) "Ok I'm on Khy-e-bane-BAAAAH-ria!!!!"
AmmAr:(at the beach)"Yeah haseeb, kick the ball as far as you can....it'll come back.....just watch!"
Sania (at the beach, boldly): "Ok...I'm
going to go into the water right now......and if I start drowning, then rescue
me....."
(takes one step into the water.....screams, and RUNS back!!!)
Saman: (while driving a car, she spots a truck
on the road.....half a mile away!) "Oh No!!!!!! The truck is coming,
what do I do....?"
(stops the car, and waits for 10 minutes.....for the truck to pass by......and
its on the opposite side of the roaD!!)
Akhtar: "I Say what the HALL u say.....estoopid!"
Puki: "But man.....in Switzerland....its an insult!!!!"
Abby: "Whoooo Did thattt !?"
Buddha: "Yaar Raza....its the UGLY CUY-OTY (coyote) soundtraCk"
Jd: "She Swaaaaallowed it !"
Sania: (about her roomate) "Molly hurt
her toe...."
AmmAr: "Which toe.....the one on her hand.....or the one on her foot
!?!?!"
Buddha: "Yeh Joke tha......?"
Danish: "Don't Talk..."
Sania: "I can't afford the money....!"
Jd (imitating Wrigley): "Your bunking assembly...was like a slap on ma' face...!"
Saman: "I just finished naming all my magnets....."
Haseeb (on the phone): "Man Ammar.....do
you have conversation ?!"
AmmAr: "What're you talking about ?!"
Haseeb: "God. You don't have conversation ?!"
AmmAr: "Well....errr....I am talking to you ...(???)"
Haseeb: "No yaar, when 3 people talk on the phone simultaneously thats
CONVERSATION!!!"
AmmAr: "err...Haseeb...I think you mean CONFERENCE....."
Haseeb: "ohhhh. ya...ya...thats what I meant....take it easy....nice!"
Asiya: "Don't you like Bengan ?!"
Sania: "Wait.....is Bengan....Gobi !?!"
Sania: "What language do they speak in
Ireland and Scotland...."
Ali Khaski: "Irish...and Scottish....duh!"
Sadiq: "Man lets go to the SANDWICH place...."
Ali Khaski: "What Sandwich place...?"
Sadiq: "In Santa Monica.....they have the BEST sandwiches...."
(So we drive down to the Sandwich place....)
Waiter (to khaski): "What'll you have...?"
Ali Khaski: "Umm...I'll have the PASTA !" =P
Best days of our lives....
Anyways, I can't think of anything else to add
here right now, coz its a sunday....and sundays suck...
Coz it's hot outside, and cold inside.....and that produces lazy-waves etc.
Ok...I'm not gonna go into that noW!
But I know theres tonnes more too add....I just
can't remember it abhi....
Mail me....if you guys have something to else add...